Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.