What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!