What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.