How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof