How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree