How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof