How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof