How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree