Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
A dogwood!!
Because of the tree bark.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Well I can clearly see your nuts
He can only stick to himself.
A tutor.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Hot cross bunnies !
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Raining elephants !
Shoot him in June.
Being covered in lava.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
