Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Bit him naturally.
You should know more than your dog.
Put him on fire.
THESE are the brakes!
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because of the tree bark.
A dogwood!!
And when did my wife start smoking
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Because they are non-voting felines!
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
