Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wrap
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A Labragoogle.
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
He was petrified.
Bark
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
He just wanted the inside scoop.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
A dogwood!!
Because of the tree bark.
