Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Your grandma's jaws
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
A droid
The Elfabet!
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
To the retail store!
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Throw it into a wood chipper.
The Dark Knightrogen
Are you 0K
A dogwood!!
Because of the tree bark.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Hot cross bunnies.
