Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
A tacodile
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Set her tampon string on fire.
By firing squad.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
I can go to sleep with a light on
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
Dragon balls!
