Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
He just wanted the inside scoop.
THESE are the brakes!
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
A dogwood!!
Because of the tree bark.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
UnawareWolf
Dim Sum.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
