Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Sht Jokes More Sht Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.