Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.