Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.