What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.