What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.