What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.