What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)