Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.