What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.