What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin