What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.