Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.
A: Proofreading.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Frodo-genic
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Because they're baked..
Thunder storms just *sound* better
