Why do blondes always smile during ligh...

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Lightning Storm Jokes More Lightning Storm Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.