How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.