How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.