How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.