How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.