What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.