What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.