What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.