What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap