What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs