Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"