Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Previous Random Joke Next

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes