Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes