Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet