What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.