How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions