How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions