How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions