Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Cold turkey
Diabetes
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
He had deadlines to meet
Panickin' Skywalker.
Meetings.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Dress them up as dead lions