How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions