How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions