Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.