Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.