What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.