What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !