What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Previous Random Joke Next

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!