What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour