Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.