How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.