How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.