What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.