Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic

Medical Element Jokes More Medical Element Jokes

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Internet Pupil Jokes More Internet Pupil Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Helium Curium Jokes More Helium Curium Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds