Francium.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: MOVIES!
Heelium! I'll see myself out now...
XeNON.
Barium.
Lithium and Iron
They lack the element of supplies
Sili-kin
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
The element of some fries.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
His mum had been a wafer too long.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
With a pitchfork!
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan
Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
It was udder destruction.
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
She grated it.
He was a rough rider!
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
