What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium