What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.