Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing