Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.