Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...