Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232