What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

removed

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you