What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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