What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.