Colorado.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Because the steaks are too high.
A baked potato