Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.