Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!