Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.