Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.