Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.