Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.