Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.