Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.