Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)