To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
H2 Oh!
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Because she was told it makes you see things!
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Aye sis
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
A few degrees.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
YAAAAAAAAALE
It already has at least hundred degrees
