Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?