Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.