Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.