What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!