What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!