What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"