What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"