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What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

Fine Brother Jokes More Fine Brother Jokes

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!