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What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Toe Sis Jokes More Toe Sis Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."