Cis Jokes

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

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Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Sible Jokes More Sible Jokes

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."