What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.