What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.