What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.