What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.