What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip