How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...
Her brother has a moustache.
4-year-old: I won.
Odour in court!
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.