What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979