What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!