What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!