What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."