What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."