What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.