What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.