What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.