What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.