What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!