How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!