How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.