So they can do math
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Because two Wongs don't make a white
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Because it's a stereo type
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because bombs are bright.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Riceist.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
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They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Laotians
A cross-wok.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Asians
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
They vote
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because two wongs don't make a white
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
In widescreen.
Secret Asians.
They don't know how to drive.
Because they have a limited view of life.
because their future is so bright
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Where my dogs at "
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Asians don't have the "cauc".
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
You might actually get me to sub here.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
Because he was resisting a rest.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
cos sin
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
You can't take a rib from a black man
After the last dog they just ate.
A Krismas goose.
I'm not Willie Nelson"
A heroine addict.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
