So they can do math
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Because two Wongs don't make a white
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Because it's a stereo type
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because bombs are bright.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Riceist.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
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They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Laotians
A cross-wok.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Asians
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
They vote
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because two wongs don't make a white
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
In widescreen.
Secret Asians.
They don't know how to drive.
Because they have a limited view of life.
because their future is so bright
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Where my dogs at "
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Asians don't have the "cauc".
Because they literally can't even.
Because they can't even...
They just can't help themselves.
Because they're so basic.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
A wash and wear wolf
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
They both make black men run faster.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
Because he can see the D
The 2016 Olympics.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
They are both crushed-asians
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
