Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.