Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
A Saudi
Because she couldn't stand him.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
None, that's women's work!
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
