Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.