How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.