What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Pair o' Dice Lost"

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.