What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.