What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.