Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !