Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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bullying

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !