Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl