Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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