Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.